WE ARE SPACE TRAVELERS!
No spreading – and the Ideology becomes infertile
it loses its potential and dies.
After covering the whole planet with networks of either Ideologies or Capital, in some cases with both Ideologies and Capital, when we finally discovered that Ideology does not obstruct Capital and that our forefathers had been wrong, only then were we able to expand beyond our planet.
Our crews are trained in Baikonur Space Center and prepared for the most demanding space missions by proven Soviet methods. Each one of our astronauts is a veteran of public-owned space programs. Each one of our astronauts acts in accord with the guidelines of Ederlezi Corporation. Each one of our astronauts believes in the basic principle of the Ederlezi Corporation knowledge-management – “Not everyone is supposed to know everything”
Nimani 1345 represents the latest in Ederlezi Coporation technologies. The android is currently mass-produced only in female shape as the majority of space travelers are still men. In accordance with the laws of the Russian Federation, male astronauts can only be accompanied by female-shaped androids. Ederlezi Corporation is currently developing a male-shaped version for the Western Markets in accordance with the standards of EuroSoyuz, the United States of America and Texas.
Ederlezi Corporation has a fleet of spacecraft both obtained from public-owned space programs and self-developed. All of our spacecraft are properly ensured on all the territories of the Russian Federation, EuroSoyuz (except Sweden) and Texas. The United States of America currently prohibit their insurance companies to cover our spacecraft but Ederlezi Corporation has devised a network of proxy companies that enables our brand to provide safe intergalactic transport.
Ederlezi Corporation provides the widest variety of space transportation services. We deliver goods but we also spread capital and ideology. Our employees are trained to administer all our clients’ need, not just in terms of moving your most precious goods, but also in terms of installing capital and ideology even in the most difficult of environments.
EDERLEZI inc. IS UNDERTAKING ITS LONGEST JOURNEY YET
…EXPORTING JUCHE TO ALPHA CENTAURI.
We are proud to announce that our employees have already worked with some of the most demanding clients like North Korea, Texas, the United States of Syria, Iran, Venezuela, Southern Norway and Iceland. Our employees have also handled some of the most volatile elements such as Juche, austerity measures, post-democratic capitalism and Icelandic banking.
North Korea is the current employer of Ederlezi Corporation. We are installing Juche on their behalf in Alpha Centauri. In this star system, North Korea wants to establish its signature blend of Stalinism and feudalism and arrange local relations accordingly.
Ederlezi Corporation is proud to be trusted with such a difficult task by a country that rarely trusts anyone.
The peoples of Yugoslavia do not want Fascism. The peoples of Yugoslavia never wanted to become reconciled to the semi-colonial dependence imposed on them by the so-called Western democracies…
Ederlezi Corporation is a multi-national corporation founded in May 2020 by its Founding Fathers – proven space program veterans from public-owned space companies in Russia, India, China and North Korea.